December 2011
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slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
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my tom hardy situation has returned. welp.
how to become *tumblr famous*: a guide
make a universal post about how little you socialise
get a lot of notes from *kindred souls*
repeat
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we’re best buddies obv
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http://rothsteins.com/ask →
iknowtheyllneverwin:
spongebobsimonpants:
Instructions: You should know these by now. 1: What do you put on hotdogs? 2: Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”? 3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping? 4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink? 5: Do you use your parking brake? 6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall? 7: Do you know how to play chess? 8:...
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mother just gasped at how much candy i’ve eaten.
well…
what
did
you
expect
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Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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